Tony Goes Shopping - by Joe

Tony, never the picky type.... or better yet, Tony, cultured and refined food connoisseur, would frequent the neighborhood gas station for a bite to eat. Usually an egg sandwich or a pack of Cheez-It's. He used his charge card to pay; the charge card that his dog Polly had chewed out of his wallet. The clerk at the gas station would most patiently swipe the mangled and bent card 5 or 6 times before the magnetic strip would read. One day however, the clerk was finally tired of swiping the card enough times for it to take. He threw down the card and exclaimed to Tony "you caad don wok". To which Tony replied jokingly "Caad don wok? ........ I'll kick your *expletive -ing ass!" We're not sure if the clerk got the joke... but we know he took the card! - Joe